formerlyknownas 49/F
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  • Member Since: August 9, 2011

Sexual Preferences

Sex toys -- alone or with a partner:
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Cybersex:
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Sex on camera:
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Sex in public places:
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Threesomes:
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Group sex (4 or more):
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Dominance:
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Submission:
No Answer
Role-playing:
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Same-sex experiences:
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How willing are you to try sexual practices outside your comfort zone?:
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Introduction

Let's just get to the elephant in the corner of the room...

Yes, they are real. Yes, they are large, 36/38 K to be exact. Now you don't have to ask or you don't have to be rude and tell me I wasted $15K on boobs. (Really, I've had some really not so nice emails about them in the past.) I didn't pay a penny for them, thanks to genetics.

I am short (5'2") rather curvy, I have hips that prevent my boobs from making me fall flat on my face when I walk. Recently divorced (thank goodness that's over.) Incredibly sarcastic, but that might just be a defense mechanism. I love to laugh, this is where the sarcasm comes into play, there is just too much in life that is funny, that is obvious, and that is obviously funny. Someone has to pick at it all, and well, I kind of like to do that.

My hobbies include jogging (no, really,) martial arts, reading, working out, taking my Jeep out, hiking, taking long walks, studying for school, hitting museums, the zoo, spending time with my kid, and I've gone back to school. I enjoy traveling, love the beach and I'm a complete Disney freak.

If you don't mind sarcastic women, who will stop and read the baseball box scores, who love the outdoors, who can speak of the in field fly rule as other people speak of the bible, then perhaps I could be the girl for you, or at least temporarily.

Geographical Location

Living in:
Manassas, Virginia, United States
Travel Location:
Prefer not to say
Hometown:
Prefer not to say

Personal Information

I am a Woman interested in Men
What turns me on? Wow, this could take awhile...

\* You aren't a flake, I understand scheduling is difficult, trust me, I get that, but don't start something you don't have any intention of finishing. I'm not going to be pissy if we have to reschedule, life happens, please also be understanding if I have a last minute emergency as I have a small child and shit happens.

\* To quote someone very close to me, "I don't have to lie to you because you're not my wife." Yeah, when he said that the first time I about fell out of bed laughing (good thing he managed to grab hold of me before I hit the floor,) but he's right; I'm not your wife/girlfriend/mama/priest/etc. I expect you to be honest with me, I will in turn be honest with you, if everyone is on the same page this thing works so much better.

\* Please be courteous. Just because I'm in touch with my sexuality doesn't mean I'm some sort of *insert derogatory term here.* I am a woman in her 40's, been married, and I know what I want sexually, nothing wrong with that.

\* Please have a sense of humor. Life is too freaking short to not laugh at stuff. Trust me when I say I could be laying on the floor crying because of all the BS I've been through but you know what? I'm not, because there is something good and funny in just about anything.

\* Please do not mistake my sarcasm for whining. It's never said in a whiny tone, please see have a sense of humor.

\* If you happen to look like you live in the gym and were part of a front line for a football team, yeah, give me a call, I have a weakness for guys like you.

\* I love military guys and cops too. Bald guys, I will appreciate you and never give you heck about no hair, it's a turn on.

\* You score mega points with me if you can make me laugh.

Physical Information

Height:
average height
Body Type:
BBW
Hair Color:
Brown
Hair Length:
Long
Eye Color:
Hazel
Race:
Caucasian
Bra Size:
C

Lifestyle Information

Sexual Orientation:
Straight
Children:
Yes. We live together.
Education:
Associate degree (2 years college)
Smoking:
I'm a non-smoker
Drinking:
Light/social drinker
Drugs:
Does not use drugs
Religion:
Agnostic
Speaks:
English

Cupid Preference

Looking For A:
Man
Who is interested in:
1-on-1 sex
Age Between:
18-99
Maximum Distance:
200 km
Race:
Caucasian