Let's just get to the elephant in the corner of the room... Yes, they are real. Yes, they are large, 36/38 K to be exact. Now you don't have to ask or you don't have to be rude and tell me I wasted $15K on boobs. (Really, I've had some really not so nice emails about them in the past.) I didn't pay a penny for them, thanks to genetics. I am short (5'2") rather curvy, I have hips that prevent my boobs from making me fall flat on my face when I walk. Recently divorced (thank goodness that's over.) Incredibly sarcastic, but that might just be a defense mechanism. I love to laugh, this is where the sarcasm comes into play, there is just too much in life that is funny, that is obvious, and that is obviously funny. Someone has to pick at it all, and well, I kind of like to do that. My hobbies include jogging (no, really,) martial arts, reading, working out, taking my Jeep out, hiking, taking long walks, studying for school, hitting museums, the zoo, spending time with my , and I've gone back to school. I enjoy traveling, love the beach and I'm a complete Disney freak. If you don't mind sarcastic women, who will stop and read the baseball box scores, who love the outdoors, who can speak of the in field fly rule as other people speak of the bible, then perhaps I could be the girl for you, or at least temporarily. :D

Morando em:	Manassas, Virgínia, Estados Unidos
Local de viagem:	Prefere não dizer
Cidade natal:	Prefere não dizer

Sou Mulher interessado(a) em Homens

What turns me on? Wow, this could take awhile...

\\\\\* You aren't a flake, I understand scheduling is difficult, trust me, I get that, but don't start something you don't have any intention of finishing. I'm not going to be pissy if we have to reschedule, life happens, please also be understanding if I have a last minute emergency as I have a small child and shit happens.

\\\\\* To quote someone very close to me, "I don't have to lie to you because you're not my wife." Yeah, when he said that the first time I about fell out of bed laughing (good thing he managed to grab hold of me before I hit the floor,) but he's right; I'm not your wife/girlfriend/mama/priest/etc. I expect you to be honest with me, I will in turn be honest with you, if everyone is on the same page this thing works so much better.

\\\\\* Please be courteous. Just because I'm in touch with my sexuality doesn't mean I'm some sort of *insert derogatory term here.* I am a woman in her 40's, been married, and I know what I want sexually, nothing wrong with that.

\\\\\* Please have a sense of humor. Life is too freaking short to not laugh at stuff. Trust me when I say I could be laying on the floor crying because of all the BS I've been through but you know what? I'm not, because there is something good and funny in just about anything.

\\\\\* Please do not mistake my sarcasm for whining. It's never said in a whiny tone, please see have a sense of humor.

\\\\\* If you happen to look like you live in the gym and were part of a front line for a football team, yeah, give me a call, I have a weakness for guys like you.

\\\\\* I love military guys and cops too. Bald guys, I will appreciate you and never give you heck about no hair, it's a turn on.

\\\\\* You score mega points with me if you can make me laugh.

Altura:	altura mediana
Tipo físico:	BBW
Cor de cabelo:	Castanho
Comprimento do cabelo:	Longo
Cor dos olhos:	Mel
Etnia:	Caucasiano
Tamanho do sutiã:	C

Orientação Sexual:	Hetero
Estado civil:	Prefere não dizer
Filhos:	Sim. Nós moramos juntos.
Educação:	Curso técnico (2 anos de faculdade)
Hábito de fumar:	Eu sou um não-fumante
Hábito de beber:	Bebe socialmente
Drogas:	Não usa drogas
Religião:	Agnóstica
Fala:	Inglês

Procurando por:	Homem
Quem está interessado em:	1-on-1 sex
Idade entre:	18-99
Distância máxima:	200 km
Etnia:	Caucasian