Time to change things up a bit. I love men, and their bodies, and the way their muscles move under their skin, and the power I feel when making them moan. And I love casual encounters. I work hard, I just bought a house, I'm busy, and I don't really want a boyfriend. But someone who will go to a kick ass show then come back and fuck? Hell yes. Being able to call someone on a random Friday night, have them come over and blow my mind? Yes, yes, yes. Hell, if they're good, they can even sleep over. If they're really, really good, I might make them breakfast the next morning. Pancakes and eggs after some mind-blowing sex? Sign me right up. But you know what I don't love? I don't love guys that assume that because I'm looking for a casual encounter, I will just show up and fuck them. Also, guys who are old enough to be my father (or grandfather for that matter) thinking that I would remotely be interested in having sex. Additionally, if you were born after 1982, it's a safe bet that I wouldn't be down. I don't love the guys to patronize me and call me names like "honey" and "darling" and "girl" or any other sort of generalizing name that they use for every woman on the planet. I am not a pomeranian. Please don't speak to me like one. The word "gal" irritates the fuck out of me as well. I do not love or am remotely interested in married men. Yeah, yeah, we've all heard it a thousand times. You're in a sexless marriage. First of all, that's probably a lie, because most cheaters are liars too. I'm gonna let you in on a little secret, pal- if your wife isn't interested in sex, it's because you're not offering sex that's interesting. If you meet any of the above, please do not contact me. If you are not in the aforementioned categories, please continue: I'm ideally seeking someone with whom I can laugh, do fun things, someone who doesn't use phrases like "partner in crime" or "I am laid-back", someone who will recognize this as a terribly written run on sentence. A man who likes Spinal Tap and Star Wars and appreciates the hell out of a classic SNL skit. I dig a guy who knows when to shut the fuck up and just not say anything. Bottom line: YOU MUST BE SMART AND YOU MUST BE FUN. Hot helps too.

Living in:	PW County, Virginia, United States
Travel Location:	Chicago, Illinois, United States
Hometown:	Prefer not to say

I am a Woman interested in Men

Please see above. And know the difference between "discreet" and "discrete". Also, please live close. Thanks!

Body Type:	Average
Eye Color:	Brown
Race:	Caucasian
Bra Size:	Above DD / E

Sexual Orientation:	Straight
Marital Status:	Single
Children:	No
Education:	Some grad school
Occupation:	Line Crosser
Smoking:	I'm a light/social smoker
Drinking:	Light/social drinker
Drugs:	Uses drugs occasionally
Religion:	Not applicable
Speaks:	English, French, Spanish, Ebonics

Who is interested in:	Threesomes, Group Sex (4 or more)
Age Between:	18-99
Body Type:	Athletic, Average, A little extra padding, Slim
Race:	Black, Caucasian, Hispanic, Mixed, Other
Sexual Orientation:	Bi-curious, Bi-sexual, Straight
Smoking:	I'm a non-smoker, I'm a light/social smoker
Drinking:	Does not drink, Light/social drinker