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The following is based on actual events. Only the names, locations and events have been changed.
- Standard medlem
- Senaste Besök: Mer än 3 månader
- Medlem sedan: 10 maj 2010
Sexuella preferenser
Sexleksaker -- både med eller utan partner: |
Inte svara |
Cybersex: |
Inte svara |
Sex på kamera: |
Inte svara |
Sex på allmänna ställen: |
Inte svara |
Trekant: |
Inte svara |
Gruppsex (4 eller mer): |
Inte svara |
Dominera: |
Inte svara |
Bli dominerad: |
Inte svara |
Rollspel: |
Inte svara |
Sex med samma kön: |
Inte svara |
Hur villig är du att exprimentera med sex?: |
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Presentation
Time to change things up a bit.
I love men, and their bodies, and the way their muscles move under their skin, and the power I feel when making them moan. And I love casual encounters. I work hard, I just bought a house, I'm busy, and I don't really want a boyfriend. But someone who will go to a kick ass show then come back and fuck? Hell yes. Being able to call someone on a random Friday night, have them come over and blow my mind? Yes, yes, yes. Hell, if they're good, they can even sleep over. If they're really, really good, I might make them breakfast the next morning. Pancakes and eggs after some mind-blowing sex? Sign me right up.
But you know what I don't love? I don't love guys that assume that because I'm looking for a casual encounter, I will just show up and fuck them.
Also, guys who are old enough to be my father (or grandfather for that matter) thinking that I would remotely be interested in having sex. Additionally, if you were born after 1982, it's a safe bet that I wouldn't be down.
I don't love the guys to patronize me and call me names like "honey" and "darling" and "girl" or any other sort of generalizing name that they use for every woman on the planet. I am not a pomeranian. Please don't speak to me like one. The word "gal" irritates the fuck out of me as well.
I do not love or am remotely interested in married men. Yeah, yeah, we've all heard it a thousand times. You're in a sexless marriage. First of all, that's probably a lie, because most cheaters are liars too. I'm gonna let you in on a little secret, pal- if your wife isn't interested in sex, it's because you're not offering sex that's interesting.
If you meet any of the above, please do not contact me. If you are not in the aforementioned categories, please continue:
I'm ideally seeking someone with whom I can laugh, do fun things, someone who doesn't use phrases like "partner in crime" or "I am laid-back", someone who will recognize this as a terribly written run on sentence. A man who likes Spinal Tap and Star Wars and appreciates the hell out of a classic SNL skit. I dig a guy who knows when to shut the fuck up and just not say anything. Bottom line: YOU MUST BE SMART AND YOU MUST BE FUN. Hot helps too.
Geografiskt område
Bor i: |
PW County, Virginia, USA |
Ställe Att Resa: |
Chicago, Illinois, USA |
Hemstad: |
Föredrar att inte säga |
Personlig information
Jag är Kvinna intresserad i Män
Please see above. And know the difference between "discreet" and "discrete". Also, please live close. Thanks!
Fysisk information
Längd: |
Föredrar att inte säga |
Kroppstyp: |
Vanlig |
Ögonfärg: |
Brun |
Etnicitet: |
vit |
BH-storlek: |
Över DD / E |
Livsstil Information
Sexuell Läggning: |
Hetero |
Civilstånd: |
singel |
Barn: |
Nej |
Utbildning: |
Viss universitetsutbildning på magisternivå eller högre |
Yrke: |
Line Crosser |
Röker: |
Jag röker lite/i sällskap |
Dricker: |
Dricka lite/socialt |
Droger: |
Använder droger emellanåt |
Religion: |
Ej tillämplig |
Talar: |
Engelska, Franska, Spanska, Ebonics |
Cupido-inställningar
Vem är intresserad i: |
Threesomes, Group Sex (4 or more) |
Ålderskategori: |
18-99 |
Kroppstyp: |
Athletic, Average, A little extra padding, Slim |
Etnicitet: |
Black, Caucasian, Hispanic, Mixed, Other |
Sexuell Läggning: |
Bi-curious, Bi-sexual, Straight |
Röker: |
I'm a non-smoker, I'm a light/social smoker |
Dricker: |
Does not drink, Light/social drinker |
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