Here’s a shocker: I like fun. No really, it's true! Not only that, I like to laugh. I like to make other people laugh, too. Whoda thunk? I could go on but my point is this: if I gave you my list of likes and dislikes, including the oddball things ( I have a container fetish... I lust after boxes, bags and shelving the way other women pant over shoes) you wouldn't be any closer to knowing me. It's trickier than that. I’m tough but emotional, cruel but fair, jealous of my time and space, sorely lacking in boundaries and I have a whole lot to say about a whole lot of things. But I really only want to say it to someone who has something to say themselves. I'm tired of being both ends of the conversation, it’s exhausting. And if you are looking for a one night stand you need to keep right on looking because I’ve had a LOT of them, and not a single one was worth the bother.

Wohnt in:	North Hollywood, Kalifornien, USA
Reiseort:	Keine Antwort
Heimatort:	Hollywood, Kalifornien, USA

Ich bin eine Frau interessiert an Männern

I’m going to tell you a secret: 97.7% of all women are looking for Johnny Depp. And 97.7 percent of those women will happily settle for Eddie Izzard. Don't be dull. Don't be obvious. Know who you are without being an arrogant bastard (unless of course, you really know how to be an arrogant bastard in a really good way...) Know the difference between sexy and vulgar, especially in first communications. Be passionate. Love yourself...at least big chunks of yourself. And the parts you don't love, have a sense of humor about. Be aware that life is short and most of the things we spend our energy on probably aren't worth it, be trying to spend your time and energy on things that are, both emotionally and time-wise. Be cute on some level. Be masculine, or if you can't be masculine, be beautiful, lean and young. Make me feel feminine, or brilliant, or incredibly sexy...some kind of wonderful. Smell good, but not perfumed. Facial hair is bonus. Don't use words if you aren't absolutely sure of their meaning. Surprise me. Maybe by having normal pubic hair and a picture of your face on your profile. (Seriously...unless you are freakishly endowed, they are all pretty much alike to the eye and I don't know that I care until I see the face - and as far as the pubic hair, unless you are very, very lean, being completely shaved makes your groin look a little bit transgendered. No really, it does. I wouldn't kid about a thing like that. Grow it back.)

Körpergröße:	groß
Körperbau:	Durchschnitt
Haarfarbe:	Braun
Haarlänge:	Lang
Augenfarbe:	Gemischt (Hazel)
Brille oder Kontaktlinsen:	Kontaktlinsen
Ethnie:	Weiß
BH-Größe:	B

Sexuelle Orientierung:	Bisexuell
Familienstand:	Ledig/Single
Kinder:	Nein
Bildungsstand:	Ein wenig Studium
Rauchen:	Ich bin Nichtraucher
Trinken:	Leichter-/Gelegenheitstrinker
Drogen:	Benutzt überhaupt keine Drogen
Glücksspiel:	Ich wette gelegentlich
Religion:	Andere
Spricht:	Englisch

Suche Nach einer/einem:	Mann
Mit Interesse an:	1-on-1 sex
Alter Zwischen:	18-99
Maximale Entfernung:	75 km
Körpergröße:	tall
Sexuelle Orientierung:	Straight
Rauchen:	I'm a non-smoker