Here’s a shocker: I like fun. No really, it's true! Not only that, I like to laugh. I like to make other people laugh, too. Whoda thunk? I could go on but my point is this: if I gave you my list of likes and dislikes, including the oddball things ( I have a container fetish... I lust after boxes, bags and shelving the way other women pant over shoes) you wouldn't be any closer to knowing me. It's trickier than that. I’m tough but emotional, cruel but fair, jealous of my time and space, sorely lacking in boundaries and I have a whole lot to say about a whole lot of things. But I really only want to say it to someone who has something to say themselves. I'm tired of being both ends of the conversation, it’s exhausting. And if you are looking for a one night stand you need to keep right on looking because I’ve had a LOT of them, and not a single one was worth the bother.

Vivo a:	North Hollywood, California, Stati Uniti
Sono in viaggio a:	Preferisco non dire
Città natale:	Hollywood, California, Stati Uniti

Sono una donna in cerca di Uomini

I’m going to tell you a secret: 97.7% of all women are looking for Johnny Depp. And 97.7 percent of those women will happily settle for Eddie Izzard. Don't be dull. Don't be obvious. Know who you are without being an arrogant bastard (unless of course, you really know how to be an arrogant bastard in a really good way...) Know the difference between sexy and vulgar, especially in first communications. Be passionate. Love yourself...at least big chunks of yourself. And the parts you don't love, have a sense of humor about. Be aware that life is short and most of the things we spend our energy on probably aren't worth it, be trying to spend your time and energy on things that are, both emotionally and time-wise. Be cute on some level. Be masculine, or if you can't be masculine, be beautiful, lean and young. Make me feel feminine, or brilliant, or incredibly sexy...some kind of wonderful. Smell good, but not perfumed. Facial hair is bonus. Don't use words if you aren't absolutely sure of their meaning. Surprise me. Maybe by having normal pubic hair and a picture of your face on your profile. (Seriously...unless you are freakishly endowed, they are all pretty much alike to the eye and I don't know that I care until I see the face - and as far as the pubic hair, unless you are very, very lean, being completely shaved makes your groin look a little bit transgendered. No really, it does. I wouldn't kid about a thing like that. Grow it back.)

Altezza:	Alta
Corporatura:	Media
Colore di capelli:	Castani
Lunghezza di capelli:	Lunghi
Colore degli occhi:	Nocciola
Occhiali o lenti a contatto:	Lenti a contatto
Etnia:	Caucasica
Taglia di reggiseno:	B

Orientamento sessuale:	Bi-sessuale
Stato civile:	Single
Figli:	No
Istruzione:	Qualche anno di università
Fumo:	Non fumo
Alcol:	Bevitore occasionale
Droga:	Non fa uso di droghe
Gioco d'azzardo:	Gioco d'azzardo occasionalmente
Religione:	Altro
Lingue:	Inglese

In cerca di:	Uomo
Interessati a:	1-on-1 sex
Tra l'età di:	18-99
Distanza massima:	75 km
Altezza:	tall
Orientamento sessuale:	Straight
Fumo:	I'm a non-smoker