My biggest turn ons are crisp jeans and zip-up onsies. I refuse to pay for pizza at the door, the money must go in the mailbox. I think that people who use the phrase, "What's This Shit" are the best! I am short and rude. Everyone is jealous of my haircut, even me. Donut chucking is my greatest hobby, along with spitting gum at cars. I belong in prison. I LOVE waking up to a pizza box full of crust in the morning! Ceiling fans should only be operated when there is toast on every blade. Showering in sugar is the only premissible way to bathe. You can call me "The King Of Rears". Don't forget to put the rubber on yourself... And anyway HOW'S YOUR BUSCH? P.S. What would you do if i smiled at you and all of my teeth were to fall out?

住在:	Gillespie, 伊利諾斯, 美 國
旅遊地點:	不想說
家鄉:	不想說

我是對男性感興趣的女人

身高:	平均身高
體型:	一般
種族:	白人
罩杯尺寸:	A

性別取向:	異性戀者
婚姻狀況:	非單身
教育程度:	大專學位(兩年制)
吸煙:	我是不抽菸者
飲酒:	稍微喝一點/社交場合喝的人
嗑藥:	不使用藥物
說:	英語

尋找一位:	男人
年齡介於:	18-99
最大距離:	200 km